You knew that she was special the moment you first laid eyes on her. It was a dream come true the day she said, “Yes!” Now that she belongs to you, it’s easy to let your love life play second fiddle to your responsibilities. Not that you want it that way, it’s just that life is so demanding. There is great news. By just taking a few moments of each day to fulfil the needs of your marriage, you and your wife can feel like newlyweds for life!

Health for life to you,
A wife of your choice to you,
A child every year to you,
And the light of heaven after this world for you.
Irish Blessing

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher…and that is a good thing for any man.

Item, I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture.
William Shakespeare’s will

A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man’s cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor.
Charles Reade

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne

The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.
Woody Allen

I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.
Winston Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.

In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen

My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
Winston Churchill

You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife.
Tony Blair

I find her very hot.
Tony Blair
Responding to Glasgow radio presenter who said “Scots guys find your wife quite hot”.

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
Honore de Balzac

A husband who submits to his wife’s yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman’s influence ought to be entirely concealed.
Honore De Balzac

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech – every now and then she stops to breathe.
Jimmy Durante

Passion is the evil in adultery. If a man has no opportunity of living with another man’s wife, but if it is obvious for some reason that he would like to do so, and would do so if he could, he is no less guilty than if he was caught in the act.
Saint Augustine

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
Jane Austen

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.
Elizabeth Taylor

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Kin Hubbard

My wife’s a hobby-horse.
William Shakespeare
The Winter’s Tale

A man’s mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
Walter Bagehot

He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.
Francis Bacon

Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor… Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God’s kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting.
Mother Teresa

I already have a wife who is too much for me; she is my art, and my works are my children.

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Jim Backus

Norman [Eric Idle]: Is your wife a…”goer”… eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more…Know what I mean?
Monty Python’s Flying Circus

The sweetest women can be turned into a shrew by a man if he excites her but does not fulfill her. To tame her and to bring her back to sweetness he must make love to her and bring forth her pleasures, and she will turn immediately as night changes to day . . . She will then become a good wife, a good companion, a good mother, and a good human being.
Haroun Al Makhzoumi

As I’ve explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.
Julian Barnes

All married women are not wives.
Japanese Proverb

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
Oliver Goldsmith

He knows little who tells his wife all he knows.